Instead of calling out popular games to get attention, they should just go the Evony route and use tits. It'd be way less annoying.
Seriously, I go to read this article and I'm assaulted by three pairs of boobs. I don't even know what Evony is, but they clearly have my attention more so than generic FPS super-suit-guy.
Almost all of these games would be terrible movies because they have godawful stories to begin with. There just isn't enough depth to Soul Blade or Final Fight to pull out a good film.
"We know PlayStation fans have been anxiously waiting for this release, and we sincerely appreciate all of your patience and support over the past year as we worked to get this game to you as soon as we possibly could."
I'd have taken the money, too, but there's like five lies in that one sentence.
Gimme Nightcrawler, Deadpool and Frank West
Better vehicle controls sounds nice, but GTA 4 sucked HARD. I want to believe this is better, but I don't think I'm gonna fall for that one again. Maybe if I can get it for 10 or 15 dollars I'll give it a try.
Looking at stone dong will make you gay. You have to treat it like staring at the sun, just get a glimpse of it and quickly look away.
They made the PSP about a thousand times more interesting.
I didn't put that pic together, I just found it on the interwebs to use as an example. Never really played Hitman, though, so I don't have much of an opinion on him.
I dunno, Christians have got it rough...
I think space marine is synonymous with "boring." You know, it's the square head, buzz cut character you see all over the place.
That's not really what the article is getting at, but it's something that pisses me off anyway.
Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say 16th century art gets me off!
Silent Hill 3 is the funniest game I've ever played. I'm not gonna ruin the surprise, but there's a mind blowing scene involving a still-living fetus near the end. Youtube it if you're feeling adventurous.
Raptor Jesus died for your sins.
I don't have much of an opinion either way, but I do think it's a little ridiculous to be disgusted by a curse word in a war game. If it's done gratuitously, or as a weak attempt to look cool or mature, sure, I feel the same way, but I didn't think Call of Duty was like that.
THE BRAINS: Nathan Drake from Uncharted
THE LOOKS: Elika from Prince of Persia
THE MUSCLE: Frank West from Dead Rising
THE WILDCARD: Jansen from Lost Odyssey
That's the classic set-up...The A-Team, Scooby Doo, Ghostbusters...every successful crew in history has followed that dynamic.
Bonus points if you get what I'm referencing!
I think Luigi would be the kind of guy who stares at you while you're sleeping. I wouldn't wanna wake up and see this dude standing over me.
Yeah, if I remember Heavy Rain in 10 years, it won't be fondly.
I probably wouldn't remember either game.
Just Cause 2 is blatantly better than everything. I was on the interstate the other day and I couldn't get the idea of grappling onto passing cars out of my head.
It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad.
All I want to know is, who gets a boner over rape?
"I assume that you are capable of distinguishing fiction from reality like we do. Are you not?"
Yeah, but dude...getting off on rape...seriously?
Yeah, they should be thankful for having a job that allows them to work 15 hours a day, where they make 52 cents an hour, and where drill-sargents help keep them in good shape. These factory owners are even nice enough to put you up in a cozy one room apartment with 13 of your closest friends! On top of all that, American companies are allegedly taking care of the workers, making sure they don't have to complicate their lives with silly things like unions!
Sounds like they're mad...